What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

If a light sleeper sleeps with a light on, what does a hard sleeper sleep with?

What is the difference between Olympic swimmers, and Olympic divers? Mark Spitz and Greg swallows.

What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? They're right! We do taste like chicken!

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration.

What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are YOU shaking for? She is going to eat me!

What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? About three inches.

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.

What is the difference between O.J. and the Lion King? One is a "lyin" African the other is an African lion.

What is the difference between a hormone, and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...Men will screw anything

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries.

What did the blonde say when asked if she had been picked up by the fuzz? No... but I have been swung around by the tits.

Did you know that in this country alone there are over 1/2 million battered women? Just think......All this time you've been eating them plain.

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