Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China\\\'s over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
The Bible was originally titled \\\"Chuck Norris and Friends\\\"
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no \\\'ctrl\\\' button on Chuck Norris\\\'s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay\\\'s potato chip.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris\\\' beard. There is only another fist.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris’ favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China\\\'s over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
The Bible was originally titled \\\"Chuck Norris and Friends\\\"
If you have five dollars and Chuck Nor
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